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	<string>Never stop at the weigh station on the road of life.</string>
	<string>The light at the end of the tunnel could be the headlights of a fast approaching train.</string>
	<string>A friend in need is a pain in the neck.</string>
	<string>Man who pees into fan get his own back.</string>
	<string>Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!</string>
	<string>Never play poker with a one armed man called Jake.</string>
	<string>Always be good to people on the way up, you may meet them again on the way down.</string>
	<string>You're one in a mIllion! (there are a thousand just like you in China!)</string>
	<string>Never, ever, EVER, order the "duck".</string>
	<string>Now is the perfect time to stop relying on fortune cookies for answers.</string>
	<string>Waiter say, Its better to lug Dim Sum, than be some dim lug!</string>
	<string>Never reach for the stars, they are hot balls of gas and will give you bad burns.</string>
	<string>Your lucky lottery number is: 28! (which, as it happens, is also Monty's I.Q.</string>
	<string>There are more tiles in this game than in your bathroom!</string>
	<string>Read The Art of Raw by Sun Tzu-shi! Its full of fresh wisdom!</string>
	<string>What art! What culture! Give that Dynasty a Han!</string>
	
	<string>He who eat chicken, eat something fowl!</string>
	<string>You will find many uses for navel fluff.</string>
	<string>A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose </string>
	<string>Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely end up with splitting headache. </string>
	<string>Burning Monkey Mah Jong makes a great present for every one of your family members!</string>
	<string>He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double-crosser. </string>
	<string>Never raise hands to angry child, it leaves groin exposed. </string>
	<string>Try to collect string. People will always need string.</string>
	<string>Beware if boomerang not come back.</string>
	<string>Woman who cooks rice and peas in same pot is unsanitary. </string>
	<string>Man who keeps feet firmly on ground will have trouble putting on pants </string>
	<string>Man who runs behind car is quickly exhausted </string>
	<string>Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! </string>
	<string>Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from humane society. </string>
	<string>A bird in the hand make a mess.</string>
	<string>To make a long story really short, don't tell it. </string>
	<string>Bicycle can't stand on its own because its two-tired </string>
	<string>When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. </string>
	<string>Think by the inch, talk by the yard, get kicked by the foot. </string>
	<string>Best time to go to dentist is always tooth hurty! </string>
	<string>Best way for college student to turn life around is to get 90 degrees! </string>
	<string>Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end! </string>
	<string>All workers in cookie factory make fortune!</string>
	<string>Is it good or bad if dentist have plaque up on wall?</string>
	<string>Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal. </string>
	<string>Ratio of igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi! </string>
	<string>Mummys on vacation, relax, unwind. </string>
	<string>Butler with no teeth an in-dentured servant! </string>
	<string>You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup!</string>
	<string>Perfect gift for man who has everything... burglar alarm! </string>
	<string>Forgetful cow give Milk of Amnesia! </string>
	<string>Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself!</string>
	<string>He who sneeze without tissue, take matter own hands! </string>
	<string>When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty </string>
	<string>To make egg roll, push it.</string>
	

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